And here's a poll about who the best (crap)writer is.
http://blogs.usaweekend.com/whos_news/2009/03/best-writer-pol.html
(look at the number of votes SMeyer has lololol)
And now for some Anti-Edward
So we all know that Eddy's at least 100 years old right? And we also know that Bella's what 17-18? And they're married!? Does anyone besides me see something very disturbing here?*coughpedocough*
What fans of Twilight seemingly fail to realize is that such qualities (overbearing possessiveness, watching Bella while she sleeps and so on) are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man. Such things can apparently be ignored/forgiven when love is supposedly involved. Edward can also read people's minds, a skill he frequently uses to cheat on game shows. However, he can't read Bella's mind, because she is special and unique like a pretty snowflake. However, it is revealed in Breaking Dawn that Edward can't read Bella's mind because, in all actuality, she has no brain waves and/or thoughts. Yeah, she's that kind of special.
Now for some other hate because I can't think up of a witty title 8D
So anyone know about the last horrible book where they FINALLY go bang bang in the bed and have a baby? So just for my own sake I'm going to call it Nessie.
So apparently she was born with an extra chromosomal pair. So does that mean that having an extra pair now makes people half werewolf? I'm pretty sure that anyone with any rudimentary understanding of biology knows having one extra pair results in down syndrome, not werewolves. So now let's do some SMeyer math 8D
human+vampire=werewolf
Why? The answers simple: FUCK YOU SCIENCE.
Besides being very cute and having very pretty white teeth, Nessie also has the joy of growing up fast; which is ironic considering vampires aren't supposed to age, so it proves the author doesn't know her own mythology.
ok..... i couldn't read those last two posts, but the edward cullen part was sooooo true. and his name is robert pattinson. my dad actually took a picture of him once at stonestown. pretty hilarious, since there were soooo many screaming girls that were still screaming even as they were walking out the door. i used to complain with my aunt about how the book just has to describe edward as "the most beautifully angelic character in a girl's fantasy nightmare dream". i read other books like it, but they don't describe the perfection of beauty as much as in twilight. its pretty funny how the actor for Jacob soon has to start looking like he's the age of the actor for edward and 20-something-year-old robert pattinson has to look like he's 17 4ever. yuck! i think i'm actually done with twilight. other books are way better than that, but i might still want to read Stephanie Meyer's "the Host". at least that has something about mind "control", "soul stealing", and the wild, intead of just plain blood-sucking, mythological creatures that belong in the Underworld.
ReplyDeleteHA! Still only one comment! you should see all the spam i've been sending to so many other people now! teehee....T_T
Ugg at least you don't have to deal with 6th graders this year there bitchs im not kidding!
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ReplyDelete@HPEU(Yes I shortened your name): What the hell are you talking about? Twilight also had mind control(if you consider letting an abusive boyfriend decide what you're gonna do every damns second mind control). You're forgetting one very important detail though:WE'RE ASIAN. We can be 30-40 and still look like we're in our teens. Then we start looking old at 70. That's one of the many good things about being Asian. And somehow very loosely related: someone said I look like Yamada Ryosuke (google you lazy bums) O.O
Are you spamming them on blogspot? GIMME LINK
@Allora: Please explain in detail while I laugh at you. You're one of the very few cool 6th graders. Don't worry though it's only 2 years. Go to Wallenberg. The teachers are pretty cool there. You can listen to music during class and there's this one teacher that doesn't give a damn about what you do if you're finish with work and crap. One teacher bribes you with food to get work done. Lunch is pretty interesting. You'll find that 95% of the people outside in the yard are Asians XD Yeah Asians love(ya' know as in the friend kinda way) each other too much. One time it was this one dude's birthday and he got caked XD I had to wash my hair for an hour to get all that crap out. And during the Halloween dance there was a grinding train 8D
Ok 6th graders are so fing short!
ReplyDeleteOn the second day of school (My B-DAY!)I pused through a whole crowd knocking some of them down the stairs. *Happy Face*